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Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech April 22, 2012


ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

by woofulz April 02, 2008


Ninja-Tweeting

The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.

Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!

Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.

by maxamillianimus January 15, 2012


HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.

Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.

by SD Nova May 27, 2017


Ninja stuff

What Tactical Tommy calls his clothing optional scented oil-covered all male rainbow unicorn parties in magical Saratoga.

Oh my. Tommy is doing ninja stuff on the lawn again. Get the hose.

by Informedaboutscritching October 01, 2022


Ninja Stuff

Musical production jargon for the quick, bold, sometimes swiping and chopping-like special effects elements added to a piece of music.

"This tune needs more ninja stuff"

by Country Club July 31, 2012


wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi

The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds

by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021