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When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim
I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET
n. An individual whose forum posts and/or text messages frequently contain phallic references or the word penis.
Man 1: Yo, bro! Any idea what we're having for dinner tonight?
Response Text: Penis!
Man 1: God damnit. Do you ever NOT have cock on your mind? Damn penis troll...
Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.
2. (noun)- A sex toy.
3. (noun)- A tongue twister.
1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!
2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.
3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!
The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".
Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !