Guy-Whos-Hair-Does-This

a person whos hair flips to the side (must motion the direction of hair with fingers when said)

"hey, guy-whos-hair-does-this, can i borrow some hairgel?"

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braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

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Short hair, do care

An uptight state of being. The opposite of the popular Lil' Wayne phrase: "long hair, don't care". This can be used to describe somebody who is feverishly working on homework, someone whos very self concious, or anybody that just cares too much in general. This word is also used to describe butch lesbians, similar to the ones seen in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad.

Did you see the lesbos in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad? They were all short hair, do care.

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long hair don't care

Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.

Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne

I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care

You can also see it like these,

long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care

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short hair don't care

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.

Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.

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green haired fat chick

Green Haired Fatchick

That lefty green haired fat chick with the nose ring held up the starbucks lineup again .

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ball hair on my nipples

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack

I have ball hair on my nipples.

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