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Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022


straight lick her coochie

1)eat her out
2)have a feast in her pussy

He told her he was going to straight lick her coochie!

by GCLOWNN March 29, 2008


straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.

Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009


straight from the fridge, dad

a 50's expression meaning "ain't it the truth" and/or that's "cool from the git-go"

"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004


Super straight Monogamous

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.

- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.

by Sezamaz March 11, 2021


Straight like Julie

The state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. Or, you know, pandas.

"I can't even believe you would accuse me of being straight! I totes want to shag Miss X."

::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."

by So Not Chrystal. Oh noes. February 14, 2005


straight shootin son of a gun

as used in the song by Three Dog Night, Joy to the World.

You know I love the ladies, love to have my fun, I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider. a straight shootin son of a gun ...

by Rainbow Rider July 07, 2023