rice penis

Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.

Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.

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Penis Gun

A gun made out of penis parts that shoot sperm bullets. They can be very dangerous if used properly.

"Hey look out Amy, Sarah is about to shoot you with her penis gun!!"

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penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

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Penis Troll

n. An individual whose forum posts and/or text messages frequently contain phallic references or the word penis.

Man 1: Yo, bro! Any idea what we're having for dinner tonight?

Response Text: Penis!

Man 1: God damnit. Do you ever NOT have cock on your mind? Damn penis troll...

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inverted penis

Vagina

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

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penis clear

terminology for when a bisexual /lesbian lady enters a relationship with another lady and she ain't getting any penis action (think Rose Ellen Dix and Rosie Spaughton)

Leah: yo bitch I hear you and Karen are together

Maria: yeah i think it's the real deal, you know?

Leah:yeah, but how long are you gonna be penis clear before you get the horn for a guy?

Maria: not going to happen amiga.

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penis poacher

one who hunts penis illegally ie penis that is out of season, or protected (underage) or on protected land (schools, churches ect.)
A homosexual diddler

I heard that father Paul is a penis poacher dont sign your son up for Sunday school

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