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Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.

by JettaC January 16, 2011

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half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 9, 2019


half and half pass

two handed handie

a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away

by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012


Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 24, 2021


I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 21, 2023


Half Dab

A Half Dab is when you place your Mouth and Nose into your Shoulder region without extending your opposite arm to its full extent.

When you go to Cough or Sneeze into your Shoulder area you do a Half Dab.

by LakeMac September 18, 2020


half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022