deez nuts

1)my big fat hairy balls

Person 1: I saw yo mom eatin 'em yesterday.
Person 2: Eatin what?
Person 1: Eatin on Deez Nuts, bitch.

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No nut November

To not nut for a month only the strong will last

Man its fucking look in slow for no nut nobember I'm about lose my virginity suck my dick no nut November

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doug nuts

Doug nuts is a stupid way of saying doughnuts

"I really want some doug nuts"

"Shut up idiot its doughnut!"

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Bus Nut

Instead of saying, you cant cum, you cant bus nut

Arrrrr no, face it, you cant bus nut

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Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.

... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.

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ginger nuts

A psychotic ginger gone crazy.

"Big Red's gone ginger nuts on us again!"

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chin-nuts

resting ones nut sack on anothers chin.

Gil had a bad case of the chin nuts.

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