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Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.
Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.
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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.
Another suture doctor?
Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?
No. Not really.
to get serious on someone or a group of people when it is highly unnecessary. Very common with people who take sports too seriously.
Sarah: *eavesdropping on Joe* hey, what was that last part?
Joe: *kiddingly* don't worry about it!!
Sarah: WOW, i don't appreciate your rudeness!
Joe: that bitch just got ricky real on me!
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Adam: Wow Abbie, you guys sucked friday *giggle*
Abbie: OUR SHORTSTOP WASN'T FEELING GOOD AND WE WERE ROCKY ALL WEEK SO DON'T TALK ABOUT IT GOD!!!!
Everyone at the same time: She just got ricky real...wow...*disappointing head shake*
(Real nigga) a Nigga who will not give his phone to his side chick because she a side
Tyrone is a real nigga because he did not fold when his baby momma checked his phone