2 beer half chub queer

when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.

what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.

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ta-kwee-dough beer farts

caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.

Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!

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One beer, One dance, One hour

An expression used by a group of friends that is "supposed" to be a limit on the amount of time that the group will spend at a strip club.

The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.

After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...

Reynold: "I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go to a strip club."
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."

John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."

7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...

John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t

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fuck all the women and drink all the beer

To take full advantage of a party.

I'm here to fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

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hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

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