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A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.
Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
I’m with the pizza party is a great repsonse or way to get away with anything. If you want something done or want something in general just refer that your in the pizza party. And you will get it.
Guy 1:Dude I want some pizza
Guy 2: can’t were out
Guy 1: but I’m with the pizza party
Guy 2: sorry sir I’ll get you pizza right away
Cop sir your not aloud to smoke marajuana in this area
Guy it’s ok I’m with the pizza party
Cop carry on then
When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.
John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.
Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.
As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?
It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos
Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza
Me: picks up slice of pizza
The pizza: toppings falls off
Me: ...😢
The pizza became ...naked