Post Poo Piss

The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.

After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.

Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.

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Piss in one's pocket

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.

"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."

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Cheese wiz piss

A male UTI

Yo bro i got that cheese wiz piss again.. I think I need some of that cranberry shit.

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

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Piss like a racehorse

Pee viciously, ferociously, long hard.

Drank so much water today, I'm gonna piss like a racehorse.

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Cat Piss Man

Cat Piss Man is the worst specimen among gamers, anime fans, or trekkies. Named for the odor that surrounds him, the only thing worse than Cat Piss Man's smell is his social skills.

The convention booth babes were into us, until a fucking cat piss man came up and started talking about his character.

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pissed off

another way of saying that's bullshit!

Man that's pissed off!

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