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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 20, 2022


Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.

Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?

by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020


social adhd

1) People that says/ repeatedly says story’s to get attention

2) people that that let secret fly for attention

Friend1: Dan told me about the first time he smoked weed for the 12th time yesterday.
Friend2: Oh my god he has the worst social adhd

by Not Keebler April 23, 2018


Socializing with women

Wasting your breath on a dumb whore while she fucks a cripple behind your back.

Why aren't you socializing with women.

I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.

by Hym Iam December 6, 2020


Social Calliope

Social calliope is another term for social butterflies but it is said to people who are scared of butterflies

John : she's the most popular girl in school, she's a social butterfly

Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope

by TITITIRED May 27, 2017


social reject

carter bowman.

"carter bowman just said the n-word, he's such a social reject"

by windows xp September 11, 2021


social reject

A person who doesn't have any friends to go outside with so resorts to chat rooms and online forums instead and generally prefers text or phone interaction than face to face.

Zach "I'm going to go out to a party tonight and get laid."
Dan "Nobody invited me to this party and nobody has ever invited me to a party."
Zach "That's too bad."
Dan "Well I'm used to it so for my interaction tonight I am going to go get it online with all of the other social rejects out there."
Zach "Have fun with that while I'm out here getting real interaction."
Dan *Sighs* "I'm such a social reject and a loser."

by Pablo890 October 20, 2022