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When you're a demisexual or asexual and some guy or girl that you've never probably talked to in forever, or your opposite gendered friend just hits you with some out of the blue flirt, hand hold or some b.s. when you're just casually chatting and walking.
Person 1, presumably a girl: It's been forever since we talked! You look so different now, but in a good way.
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)
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1)eat her out
2)have a feast in her pussy
He told her he was going to straight lick her coochie!
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All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
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a 50's expression meaning "ain't it the truth" and/or that's "cool from the git-go"
"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."
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A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.
- do you want to go on a date with me?
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
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The state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. Or, you know, pandas.
"I can't even believe you would accuse me of being straight! I totes want to shag Miss X."
::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."
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Why would you want to get your balls straight
Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean