Frogman's Syndrome

Activity occuring mostly if not only in videogames where player runs and jumps consecutively. On PC it is mostly used by keys W and Spacebar where player holds forward key (W) and tapping Spacebar button every 1-2 seconds. Such activity is derived either from boredom, having idle thumb that wants action or achieving higher movement speed in a game.

Person 1: *Holds forward key and taps jumping key every second*
Person 2: ,,Can't you walk normally? Why are you jumping so much?"
Person 1: ,,I have frogman's syndrome."

Lockdown syndrome

Actions done during the corona virus pandemic that someone wouldn't have done during normal times.

Hey weren't you courting that girl a few months back. "No it was that lockdown syndrome"

Scomo syndrome

When you have hated scomo for so long and you don’t ever want him to leave.

Alex: Hey let’s ask John who he’s voting for this Australian 2022 Federal Election.

Dan: Nah that’s not a good idea mate, Johns got scomo syndrome, best we not talk about politics around him.

John: He’s—Not that bad, Don’t get me wrong I hate the guy but he’s all we got, I’m not crazy guys.

Evelyn Syndrome

Evelyn Syndrome is when a female typically white, is constantly horny at all times and it starts to effect people around them also making them horny she could be in a funeral or at church and they would be horny. Evelyn is typically 5’4 and doesn’t know what color her hair is.

Woman 1: Omg I think I might have Evelyn Syndrome
Woman 2: Omg are you getting horny constantly and want to fuck your bf constantly?
Woman 3: YES

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slug syndrome

being so incredibly horny it concerns everyone around them. Horny at anytime e.g dentist, school, just anywhere. Its incredible atrocious.

person 1: you’re so..horny now.
person 2: i got slug syndrome 😒

Zack Syndrome

Someone who during a serious argument or conversation, will casually post memes, joke around, not take it seriously, or use irrelevant arguments in a debate when they have no come back of their own.

dude stop having Zack Syndrome

Can you like not have Zack Syndrome?

Retw Syndrome

"'Reinventing the Wheel' Syndrome" or otherwise 'Retw Syndrome', refers to when people on the internet feel the need to reinvent already existing words, phrases or ideas; often in an inferior and/or janky way.

"oh yeah he's my enbyfriend" - A

"your what?" - B

"y'know, gender neutral term for boyfriend/girlfriend" - A

"dude, I think you have Retw Syndrome, because the word 'partner' already exists" - B