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similar to oh shit son or oh shit cuz, but used when mexicans are involved
*mexicans walks in
white guy:"OH SHIT MEXICANS!!!!"
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A type of weapon originating from Mexico. Used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. A Mexican Love Bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken glass. Although little glass remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.
That guy just stole my pot, let's show him the Mexican Love Bat.
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When you cum into a girl's mouth and she spits it into her vagina and gets pregnant.
"Oh shit, she didn't swallow! She did an Angry Mexican Waitress. Now I gotta pay child support."
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Taking a large dump so foul smelling that it is suspected of being part of a Mexican terrorist attack. Unlike a actual terrorist Dirty Bomb using radioactive material this is the Mexican equivalent using bean fueled Poo.
OMG stay away from the bathroom ! Dave set off a Mexican Dirty Bomb in there and it is unsafe for living creatures.
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A random switch from straight to gay that can happen in matter of seconds.
Jose pulled a mexican magic trick on everyone
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when u shit on a baking tray and then cook it and then it eat it. mexican mud cake
conor ate my mexican mud cake.
dude that was insane
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When you take a shit on the back of the toilet bowl in a shady gas station bathroom and leave it for the next person.
I had to shit so bad until I went into the bathroom and found a mexican cereal bowl.
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