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A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
I rode a drunk horse last night.
When some idiot won't wait for you
Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!
When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.
Wow you have a face like a slapped horse
"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."
the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.
"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."
SEEL RED HORSE INC Is a company located in PENNSYLVANIA , well you can find them at the valley forge square tower
SEEL RED HORSE INC
ADDRESS: (valley forge square)661-681 Moore Rd, King of Prussia ,PA 19406
TEL: 341-207-2289
EMAIL: seelredhorse.inc@protonmail.com
SEEL RED HORSE INC
1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though