Random
Source Code
Random
When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!
I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!
First of the morning turd
I took a turd whisle this morning.
A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd
I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd