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I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 05, 2023


Little Malcolm X

A miniature Malcolm X.

That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X.

by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020


Little Malcolm X

A miniature Malcolm X.

That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X. A Malcolm X in the middle.

by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020


Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024


X-plane

OK SIMULATOR bBUt NEdd BETtterEr PLNEEennee
nO oNwnWNW WW ussweee XP!!

Hey! What plane are you flying in x-plane today?
Nothing special just the zibo mod 737-800.
X

by AHH I STOPIDAND NEED HELP January 21, 2022


Little AMERICAN DOUBJraG DOUBJrULE MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 muahlonnbes and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 MEXIT and 1 TOEHUN 20 board game pieces that comes with this game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DouBJraG DOUBJruLe MUAHLONNBE x.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 26, 2022


Delta X

A new term used by hemp companies that distribute Delta 8 products. Delta X is the new term for the blend of D8 & D10. Currently only used by a few brands, it is just a word used to describe a blend.

Bro, is that a Delta 8 pen?

No man, it’s Delta X! Its D8 & 10.

by KenKen6963 August 17, 2022