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When someone with a toe and food fetish coats each toe with a variety of delights and sucks them off one by one.
My brother is nasty. He hires hookers and does toe flights off their feet every Saturday.
A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."
"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.
person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma
Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.
I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.
Dumpy toe when someone is dumber than a toe with an obvious appendice resemblance
It was then that juanaguato realized that everyone saw he was a dumpy toe
A sweetened cold desert commonly enjoyed during the summer time as a quick and easy treat.
Emma - "Bro I just ate some pickled toe cream.. it was so good"
Some other guy - "Frfr best treat ong"