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The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.
When your body starts to flail when you are too high above ground, most often while performing some sort of arial arts.
Devon got a case of the air whoopsies when he tried to nail that 720 on the half pipe. He looked like the inflatable arm flailing tube man.
An air guitar CHAMPION, he is clearly the GOAT air guitarist and if anyone ever disagrees he will take that air guitar and shove it where the sun don't shine (THE BOOTY FOR THOSE CONFUZZLED)
Hannah; Wow that air-istotle is so HAWT!
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!
Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this
*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*
Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.
when you have the most insane hiccups lol
my consumptuated air is wild rn
This is a radio show syndicated to all the iHeartRadio owned "KISS FM" stations, and can be heard from 10AM-2PM on your local "KISS FM" station. This is where Ryan Seacrest and Sisanie will talk about things in between songs.
Did you hear On Air with Ryan?
Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.
Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."
The act of hypothetically fist bumping someone.
"Congratulations everyone! We helped find a cure for cancer, air dabs to you!"