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good old shopping cart

going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.

Lets go get a good old shopping cart for fun.

by dustin c wanka September 4, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 28, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Trafford Time-keeping

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.

In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.

by FairPlaya September 20, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Old Switch-er-oo

1. The act of two couples switching partners in the midst of simultaneous sexual congress.

2. Successfully dumping your girlfriend in favour of her sister or roommate.

1. Jane and I were givin er when Jack offered Jill up and we did the old switch-er-oo.

2. Person 1: Yep, as soon as Susan moved in with Sarah, I knew I had to have her, so I gave Sarah the heave-ho and now Susan and I are bumping ugly.

Person 2: Holy shit! You pulled off the old switch-er-oo!

by dsfgjdsfgjsdgfds November 10, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


good old one eye

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

by good old one eye January 7, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


firing up the old 50

wacking off

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


40 year old virgin

1)A movie made in 2005 and starring Steve Carell about a 40 year old man who is a virgin and his friends keep trying to help him lose it, very very funny.

2)Insulting term (mainly used by men) meaning that a person is such a loser that they could never get laid.

2)"Dude, your such a fuckin' loser! you'll never get any pussy! you're gonna be the 40 year old virgin"

by Blooddiamond21 August 22, 2007

270๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž