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Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes
This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.
You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole
Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)
Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?
Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.
A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin
Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart