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Stoner boner

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.

(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*

by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010

8πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


emotion boner

The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

by Debater Guy December 3, 2013

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know

Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!

by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX January 9, 2016

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Weird Boner

A weird boner is what some lame asses might call an β€œunusual attraction”. It’s that indescribable feeling when you are so attracted to someone even tho there is something slightly ~off~ about them. One might say that this weirdness makes it even hotter.

Friend one: I can’t tell if Rami Malek from Mr. Robot is really hot
Friend two: He is definitely hot but in a different way. Like his eyes are kinda murdery but-
Friend one: -in a good way.
Friend two: he is a definite weird boner

by kajenayyy May 4, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


occupational boner

A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.

I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.

by IlyaMurometz March 21, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jelly boner

The situation where you are to sexually exhausted to have a stiff boner resulting a jelly like wiggle.

girl " Wanna mess around?"

boy " Naw I have a jelly boner right now."

by jello bean August 19, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


boner dome

its like a dick head, dick=boner, head=dome. its a guy that thinks with the head of his penis and not the head on his shoulder.
or a catch phrase, which would celebrate the idea of thinking with your dick

BONER DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by NICONATOR December 16, 2009

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž