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When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.
(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?
Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)
Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*
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When your friend get a boner but doesn't know
Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous
Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!
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A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.
I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.
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The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
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When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.
George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.
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A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).
Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.
Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.
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A weird boner is what some lame asses might call an “unusual attraction”. It’s that indescribable feeling when you are so attracted to someone even tho there is something slightly ~off~ about them. One might say that this weirdness makes it even hotter.
Friend one: I can’t tell if Rami Malek from Mr. Robot is really hot
Friend two: He is definitely hot but in a different way. Like his eyes are kinda murdery but-
Friend one: -in a good way.
Friend two: he is a definite weird boner
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