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Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022


can of plans

A set of plans for the night, day, or morning.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Here is the can of plans:
1. Go to the pregame
2. Smoke some reefer

3. Rage face at the party.

by Tmoney18 March 2, 2014


business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017


You can see me

A invitation/ someone wants to fight

jake: bro your hella ugly

Mike: You can see me, if your really want to.

by XcloudsYt September 15, 2021


Can and should

You're not and authority and you're not the decider of what I can or should do.

Hym "No I can AND should. Fuck your kids you piece of shit. It isn't a joke. Every time they get raped God smiles. Fuck your kids. This is exactly what I can and should do and I have a right to do it. If it isn't clear to everyone single pedophile on the planet at this this point that they need to BOTH stop letting your kids live after they raped them AND KEEP RAPING THEM... Then it should be. Raping your kids is the freedom they will ever experience here. You breeder fucks have stolen life away from everyone around you and you are LITERALLY too retarded to understand what you've done. You aren't protecting your kids. Why? Because you can't. This isn't it. And every time you fail THIS is why you deserve it."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025


You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 27, 2024


Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021