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Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.

Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”

by Notactuallysrs November 13, 2022


Primus PU college

A place where students of the city of bangalore go to eat vada pav and soya sticks and get murked by teachers.
report card takes millenia to arrive

Primus PU college? canon event?

by Randomsnake August 7, 2023


bubble college

Christian College or university that emphasizes strict behavior and dress codes, creationism and conservative politics.

My cousin plans to go to a bubble college. She has been homeschooled her entire life and doesn’t want to go to a school where her beliefs will be challenged.

by Farmslave February 4, 2018


Robert Blake science college

A stupid school that doesn't allow drinking water

Robert Blake science college lol

by Eeeerrrrttttpppp October 9, 2020


college climber

That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.

Jessie is such a college climber, she joined my club and only came once.”

by ohgodno December 9, 2017


leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 12, 2011


St josephs college

A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.

Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?

Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮

by FuckStJosephs January 10, 2020