Someone you can talk to, share experiences with, trust in, and someone who knows things about you, like your favorite color and your favorite show
My dad bought me a shirt that had my favorite character on it!
The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money
"I'm going to see my dad again"
Gone.
99% of children that dad's leave are boys.
Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back
Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.
I got so shit faced last night; I can feel my huge DADS coming.
he said he was going to get milk
joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"
Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.
My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.