hypno-eyes

My own trippy eyes, or eyes like mine. If you have a friend or partner with them you can stare into them until you feel like you are going to pass out. If you're stuck with them and don''t have any friends or a partner because you suck, use a mirror.

Girls: 'I was staring into his eyes and suddenly woke up naked in a kiddie pool full of vegemite with three midgets and a donkey - He's got hypno-eyes!'

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Eye of Molloch

1. A mammoth unwiped male anus hovering in the sky over any given major metropolitan area. 2. The reflection of society.

"One morning, instead of a sun, The Eye of Molloch rose into the sky. We fell to our knees in fear while it blurped and oozed its way across the heavens before disappearing again to the east. Most of us forgot that day, but not I. No, not I."

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Bright Eyes

What you call someone thats caught poking and peeking around in an obviously sneaky fashion. This is a reference to the movie Cool World, where the clerk at the comic shop points out a "bright eyes"

Hey you, Bright eyes over there - You ganna pay for that?

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Eye-gasm

1) When a person sees something soooo amazing or undescribable he/she feels a feeling in their mind imitating an "orgasm" in the head.
2) When a person rubs some sort of object on their eye or in their eye socket and get turned on by it.

1) When Christina was walking through a store she saw playdough and got an extreme eye-gasm.
2) After Christina got an eye-gasm off the playdough she ran home to achieve extreme eye-gasm by rubbing penis shaped playdough on her eye.

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heart eyes

a very fond, loving look someone gives to another, and a dead giveaway that they really love someone as if no one already knew.

The way you would look at jungkook if you were jimin.

person1: did you see jimin in the new interview

person2: omg, he was totally giving jungkook heart eyes

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Lemon Eyes

When a guy is going down on you, and it totally feels good, but you are still getting over that awful stomach bug, and he’s not understanding the signal to MOVE MOVE MOVE, so you spray hot liquid ass all over his chin. The song Lemon Eyes plays in the background. Did you know that song is about jealousy?

Oh god, remember Lemon Eyes? That was a defining moment in the relationship.

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deer's eye deer's eye

another way of saying diarrhea

i had friggin' deer's eye deer's eye like you would not believe it

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