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Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.
Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.
Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
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Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
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When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
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1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.
2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.
3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
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The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.
FB USER: I am 2 bored.....
FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?
FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance
see joke insurance
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1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.
2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.
3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.
Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.
Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
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Someone that will post a status, comment, picture, etc. About how they're gonna kick someones ass. But in real life they wouldn't even look at you wrong.
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them
. Man # 1..that lil boy thinks he's ham. man # 2..he's just a big facebook stunna forreal.
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