French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.
He is a boy who is tall kinda looks like a French fry always call some one tall a French fry boy not if there black stupid.
When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.
I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek
A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?