gave her a break

Another term for sex. Saying "I gave her a break" implies you laid a girl, or gave her a screw, or a fuck; gave her your sausage.

Colin: Esther decided to trim the Christmas tree naked again this year. Needless to say , I interrupted her halfway through and gave her a break.

eating her cheese

When your eating ass and she shits in your mouth

I was eating her cheese early

mop her

fuck her

mop her til she runs from you

rake her apples

The act of fucking an older woman doggy style while reaching over and smacking her saggy tits.

Id like to rake her apples

Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band

Alternate term for music group Boygenius

I saw Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band in concert yesterday!

Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.