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'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
A girl that looks like a horse who tries to fuck everyone but no one wants it. Only the very desperate.
That’s whore horse is so depesprate she fucks her own brother that looks like a cow.
to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.
when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.
Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.
Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.
Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.
Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces
Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.