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An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.
We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.
To delegate multiple tasks / forego the need to do shit you don’t want to do
Patrick chucked a Wendy-Way to hit another target!
When your friend makes fun of you and puts you down, but then tries to clear their conscience by claiming their shit talk was actually friendly so you shouldn't make a big deal out of it.
Amanda: Haha how on earth you don't understand that? you're so dumb
Rachel: *insulted*
Amanda: You know.. in a light friendly way
Rachel: *rolling her eyes*
To cut a guy’s dick off with a pencil
Hey did you hear that Jack did the 21st way on Ryan?
What’s that?
It’s when you cut off someone’s dick with a pencil.
How even????
in the way in which is proper
lika ol white dude named charles
"yo mogly, abis is always on deck", "charles way"