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old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020


First Ladies First

motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.

The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2018


twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 09, 2023


Lady Shaker

Slang for a penis

"I wanted to have sex with her but I got too drunk and I couldnt get lady shaker up"

by JHussler March 22, 2024


Lady Primer

Make-up

Mary Beth: Do I look good?
Lu Ann: Yeah. What did you do different?
Mary Beth: I bought a new type of lady primer; its called Maybelline.

by wont_ketchup May 01, 2012


leading lady

1) Main chick

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.

by Alienhuman April 13, 2021


Ladies' Home Journal

an American magazine last published by the Meredith Corporation. It was first published on February 16, 1883,2 and eventually became one of the leading women's magazines of the 20th century in the United States.

In 2016, Meredith partnered with Grand Editorial to produce Ladies' Home Journal. Only one issue was created

by Wendysfg May 07, 2023