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When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.
The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.
When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.
She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.
"I wanted to have sex with her but I got too drunk and I couldnt get lady shaker up"
Mary Beth: Do I look good?
Lu Ann: Yeah. What did you do different?
Mary Beth: I bought a new type of lady primer; its called Maybelline.
1) Main chick
I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.
an American magazine last published by the Meredith Corporation. It was first published on February 16, 1883,2 and eventually became one of the leading women's magazines of the 20th century in the United States.
In 2016, Meredith partnered with Grand Editorial to produce Ladies' Home Journal. Only one issue was created