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What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.
Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness
When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
A discount applied for local residents on a certain product.
Andrew: Hey Samuel, do local residents of Kangroo Island get a cheaper fair on the Sea Link Ferry?
Samuel: Yes Andrew. They get mad diskountz.
when the prostitutes are angry
girl: damn i failed my test! that just ruined my day
boy: hoes mad