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literally me

me (:

Who's there?
Literally me, shut up

by JamesNotBetter March 20, 2022


Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017


Give me a rifle and point me to Berlin

Acceptance of a task. Based on the game Company of Heroes where the simmilar "Give me a rifle, one round and point me to Berlin" is said by riflemen squads.

Person 1: "Could you help me with something?
Person 2: Just give me a rifle and point me to Berlin.

by Word-Viking August 06, 2011


exsqueeze me

Excuse me. Originates from the pronunciation of the phrase by Jar-Jar Binks in "Star Wars: Episode I".

"Exsqueeze me, where's the bathroom?"

by Kally July 22, 2004


Surprise Me

Something you say when you aren't sure of what to type, usually with hilarious and bogus results.

Hmm... I'm not sure of what to type... Guess I'll just type "in surprise me!"

by dreadlordhg November 30, 2016


Dress me up and call me Sally

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected

"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"

by JanJ August 05, 2008


me horny

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.

Me horny! Please let me bang you!

by Vagerna August 09, 2007