Drink Your Milk

A chant started when someone is forced to drink something extremely quickly

Frat Boy 1 - "I can't chug any more beer dude, seriously"

Frat Boy 2 - "Shut up you pussy. Drink your milk, drink your milk, DRINK YOUR MILK!!!"

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strawberry milk shake

A spin off of Feltching, but when the anal sex gets a little rough and he/she ends up bleeding and when your sucking the cum from his/her ass after thru the clear straw its a nice color of pink. the chunks you can imagine to be strawberry preserves.

I just knew I was going to get a strawberry milk shake when i finally cum in my dads ass last night.

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The Act Of Curdled Milk!

This is when you are out looking for a good time and feel like getting absolutly RATASSED!

You get half a pint of milk and put it in a glass/bowl or whatever you then enter the following alcoholic drinks!

-Archers Schnapps
- Malibu
-Smirnoff Vodka
-Glens Vodka
- Barcardi
- and various others that take you'r liking that are over at least 30%

You then add Sprite and by this stage the milk should hopefully have curdled!!

You then get a spoon eat out the chuncks of curlded milk before downing the remains!

You should hopefully be fine after this but it could lead to Vomiting!

James: Milk lines the stomache, i think we should drink some before we get down to the hardcore spirits!
Kayleigh: Yeah!...Why not mix the milk with the hardcore spirits!
Emma: That would be vulga!
Kayleigh: Its something new!
Jonathan:C'mon Andrew, you scared of a bit of a challenge!
Andrew Bob: Course not.. you think thats a challenge, you should meet my uncle!!
Shane: Alright Andrew! you fucking first then!
Kayleigh: Right! What shall we add then?
Jonathan: Every possible thing we can!
Andrew: Yea Mayte you is rocking!
Jonathan: Archers?
Kayleigh: Smirnoff?
Andrew: Water?
Emma: ANDREW! Water is piss!! If you want then you can have the sprite in ther!
James: Malibu!?
Zach:Glens!?
Andrew: Ok...Bring it on boys!
Kayleigh: Aww dnt forget the milk..!
Andrew: Oh Yea! Wheres the spoon then!
Shane: You are the spoon!
Andrew: Fuck Off Twat!
Jonathan: Go on then andrew!
Andrew: Alright!
(James Makes More!- Glass for everyone)
(All Down)

Jonathan:Woow thats nasty shit!
Kayleigh:Fucking Smoking Sister!
Andrew: I cant..the suspence!
Emma: Andrew Drink IT!
James: There we go guys! we have now attempted the -
Kayleigh: The Act Of Curdled Milk!
James: Yeah Thanx
Jonathan: Bock Bock Bock Andrew! Chicken!
Andrew:Shut Up Jon!
(Everyone decks andrew before doing a granny throw to him.

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milk goggles

when someone sporting a huge load gets an artistic flair and decides to straw goggles on his partner's face.

Kathy had to go to the optometrist her milk goggles leaked into her eye.

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organic milk bags

Boobs

Yoooooo bro look at Amanda's tits.

Yeah dude, those are some fine organic milk bags.

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Non-fat Milk

WATER.
People dont understand that milk is 80% water. The fattening part of the milk is the white stuff.. so non fat milk, is milk without the white stuff... water!

Fatguy : Dude, i ve really put on weight, I think I should control on my diet.
Thinguy : Why don't you start drinking NON-FAT MILK?
Fatguy : Whats that?
Thinguy : WATER.

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Milk in her tea

When an indian girl enjoys a nice milky penis in the bedroom.

Ex1:
Dude1: Hey, I hear Ashwini is dating that white guy
Dude2: Yeah man, I think she is a big fan of his milk in her tea.

Ex2:
Dude1: Man, I wonder if that indian chick is a fan of milk in her tea.
Dude2: There is only one way to find out white boy.

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