Boned

1. to be hard or erect
2. to be fucked or to be having sex

"Dude Mariah just sent me a nude, I'm so boned"

Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

Boned

You turn into a skeleton

“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)

Boned

To be stoned to the bone

Omg I am boned. You know stoned to the bone?

boned

to get rammed in the anus or pussy by your significant other

you're about to get boned... Michael boned his girl last night

minion bones

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).

Minion bones get your ass OVER HERE!!

sky bone

Ooooh - a holy fuck; to fuck while flying; to accidently observe your opponent's dominoes, mother fucker.

I wonder what it'd be like to sky bone a priest.