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cat food jello

The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.

Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.

Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.

by KittyDaddyCam November 25, 2021


food flashbacks

When you think the food you ate last night was good, but the next morning it all comes back to you and you feel like crap.

Jimmy John: I just had food flashbacks of that mac n' cheese.

Sally Sue: I told you that having cheese "juice" was not the best option.

Jimmy John: Ok- *cramps, stomach pain* Argh!

by personpersona July 13, 2019


Sea food

The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat

“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien

by Bitch corvette corvette May 11, 2021


food tatum

hoe

food tatum has sex with every guy.

by hoe bo joe May 4, 2020


Phish Food

A boyfriend to a women who is easy to get with or “for the streets

The reason for this name is the 🐱smells like fish

Man Jake is phish food I was with his girl last week

by VETO! (@its.veto) January 2, 2024


Food PDA

Looking at images of delicious food porn in public, just to get your taste buds off.

Jahed: http : // www . frenchlaundry . com /

yo: i'l have to check out food porn later... i can't really stimulate my taste buds in public that would be food PDA

by Food Porn April 11, 2011


Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

by hellocleveland January 9, 2024