I could eat a knob at night

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

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Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

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that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

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late night nose blowing

aka masturbation

"What are you doing up"
"Oh, umm, I was just blowing my nose"

alas, late night nose blowing

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late night drive thru

Nighttime hook-up with an easy lay.

She's not my main squeeze, just another late night drive thru.

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Photos From Last Night

Photos that were taken at a party, typically while drunk. Often involves red solo cups, making out & funny faces and outfits.

Jay: Why did you make out with my girl?!
Rob: I don’t remember that!
Jay: Dude, those were some photos from last night!

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Friday Night Pudding Fight

To destroy a sexual partners anus with a spoon.

Ex. “Dave got arrested last weekend for having the ol’ Friday Night Pudding Fight with his wife .”

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