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The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!
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the act of slapping some ones face with your dick while jizzing or pissing at the same time.
my grandpa loves getting wet churro slaps.
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When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.
Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.
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When a person suddenly becomes extremely grumpy, and looks/feels/acts like a wet cat (hissing, pouting, general spitefulness). This is typically brought upon by undesired moisture, especially humidity or sweat.
My wife's wet cat syndrome tends to flare up in extremely hot weather. She can't handle sweat or humidity in public places. She becomes a miserable grump.
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Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.
Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.
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Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis
"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"
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A girl that you would recommend or eat out again
She sure is nutritious wet weetabix
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