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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024


goat falling over on 4am at midnight

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐

by man_in_the_window2013 July 7, 2022

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DRUN'G-OVER

DRUN'G-OVER is a person perpetually appearing BOTH Drunk & Hung-Over!! (YOU KNOW that person)
Looks "out-of-it", pale/sickly and slurs+stammers his words ALL at once, ALL The Time!!!

"Hey, what's up with Chris? He doesn't look good" your co-worker remarks. You explain: "Nah, he's like that all the time; he's what we in the business call DRUN'G-OVER.

by SGT-HOAGIE December 17, 2019


get over me

It's a meaning of telling someone to move on, or to leave them alone.

"Please, take me back!"

"Get over me already."

by BruhThisKid January 20, 2023


Emo Pirate Comb-over

When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.

"Aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. And his name Aiden. Double fail."

by Broman Polanski February 19, 2014


Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019


your over it

your stupid, your lame (Ventura, California talk)

Fuck you, your fucken over it!

by K Dogg March 11, 2005