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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015


pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021


pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.

by Sexydimma August 20, 2012


pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 19, 2021


peppa pig lore

Peppa pig lore is defined in the dictonary as the term for a deep inritched story about a young pig and her friends alike

Sarah: peppa pig lore is so interesting

Bob: omg I agree
*They read peppa pig lore together*

by PeppaPigEnthusiast November 6, 2022


ice pigs

When something is freezing or cold.

This swimming pool is ice pigs
Man it’s ice pigs out here tonight

This drink is ice pigs

by RocketJohnse July 11, 2022


koren yard pig

A term for a small dog

Koren yard pig
Man that's some good bbq. Love me some fresh yard pig

by Noseblown March 5, 2022