The person who is reading this
Jim: why are you looking at this page
Ben: because I am a retard
person 1: did u see that retard over there?
person 2: oh you mean remington??
person 1: did u see that retard over there?
person 2: oh you mean remington??
Friend: What does a pineapple grow on?
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.