slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

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Cholo Slap

-To slap someone weakly without force, or to slap someone with a burrito and or taco.

Guy1: Lean like a Cholo!
Guy2: Nigga you ant no Cholo!

Guy1: *Cholo slaps* I'am now.

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casadilla slap

(verb) an act of one person screaming "CASADILLA SLAP!" right before he throws,at incredible speed, a casadilla right at anothers face.

speaker 1: yeah fool cassadilla slap him

speaker 2: ok hol up.

speaker 1: ok

speaker 2: CASSADILLA SLAP!

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slap a hoe sunday

On the first day of the week, which is Sunday, you shall go around town slapping the women who are hoes. And sluts. And skanks.

Curt: Bro! It's slap a hoe sunday!
Gage: Dude, what the fuck is slap a hoe sunday.
Curt: On sunday, you slap all da bitches n hoes.
Gage: Bro, yous a dipshit.

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Thigh Slap Thursday

Go slap some Thighs every Thursday. Just wait it will go around your school too. If it doesn’t already

Hit that Thigh Slap Thursday

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slap a hoe day

On October 15 slap a hoe

Why did you slap me? Because it’s slap a hoe day

knee slap routine

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”

Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)