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Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.
Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.
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Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.
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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
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A popular phrase in Phoenix, Arizona referring to someone whining. La Llorona (pronounced "lah your-OWN-uh") is the "wailing woman" of Mexican folklore, crying for her children, so calling someone "la llorona" means they cry a lot. I have no idea where the "twinkle twinkle little star" part came from though.
LaQueefah: Why am I single? I'm so fat! Nobody likes me!
LaFawnduh: Ohhh boo hoo la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star! Fucking fug slut.
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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The best album from Coheed and Cambria so far. The melodies are fucking amazing and the guitar work blows my mind. I don't know how they do it. This is the kind of album you NEVER stop listening to.
Everyone should go buy Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness when it comes out the 20th!!!!!!!!!! Dont be a fucking bootlegger like me :(
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LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.
"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."
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