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Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle