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A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
derrick is a swamp donkey!
A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D
The dating Pool and friendship pool is at an all-time low you never told me she was a Swamp Donkey.
Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”
Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
Man with very large sized hands.
Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.
A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.
She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.
a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.
she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up