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when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.
Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.
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Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.
"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"
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The anal cavity when described by a manly man about gay anal sex
Did he stick it in your fart funnel?
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a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.
i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers
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When someone farts you are supposed to say fart you, so that that person knows that you know that they farted and that they should say excuse me
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When somebody announces that they farted even though they didn't. The victims are tricked into thinking this is the truth, and they mentally create the smell of a fart, thinking its real.
Guy 1: "Dude I just ripped a huge one!"
Guy 2: *breathes in* "Aww gross man, that's nasty!"
Guy 1: "Dude I'm kidding. I made a placebo fart."
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When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.
" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "
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