the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

Mother Dearest

A women named Keith padiddle donk.

kid: hello Mother Dearest
Keith: HEllo mey small child

Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.